Story Of Squidward

[Intro: Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star]
Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E Minor
Yeah, E Minor, alright!
(Clarinet)
(Snoring)

[Hook: WT]
Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be in a pot of glue

Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be placed in a pot of glue

[Verse 1: WT]
Story of Squidward
Yeah, Gary's here too
He's Squidward, the best in the world
So you can even dye that too

Squidward, he looks like a little pig
If I ever see him then I'm gonna have to take a pic
Of the wall
You can't even say he falls
Falls away, every day
I don't know, but every time I look away

[Verse 2: Squidward(?)]
(unintеlligible)

[Hook: WT]
Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather bе in a pot of glue

Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be placed in a pot of glue

[Verse 3: Tending Bike]
Squidward, not Quidward
There need a squid
There enough Spongebob, and a Gary
And a Patrick

Patrick work at the Krusty Krabs, yeah
Patrick does not work at the Krusty Krabs
He does not have a job
He lives under a rock, yeah

But Squidward works at the Krusty Krabs
Spongebob and Spongebob got the picnic, Gary, yeah
Mr Krabs is the boss of the Krusty Krabs
He hates the Chum Bucket, that's where Plankton's from

Ayy, yeah, oh

[Hook: WT]
Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be in a pot of glue

Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be placed in a pot of glue

[Verse 4: Yung Benji]
Off the meds
Off the head
Soft as bread
Soft as bread

Stay off them blogs
They play with yo thoughts
Made a way for my dogs
That they ain't say what they saw

Only the brave
They want us locked in the cage
If you owe money
Then I shouldn't have to remind you to pay

Vacheron
With my Ralph Lauren
How this bitch a full time leech
And still bang on the side

Off the meds
Can't get out of the bed

[Hook: WT]
Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be in a pot of glue

Story of Squidward
Spongebob's with him too
Story of Squidward
Rather be placed in a pot of glue