Storm Of The Century

[Intro: Action Bronson]
It's the motherfuckin' Cocodrillo
Cocodrillo Turbo (Uh)
Baklava (Uh) Dr. Baklava
It's me, uh, it's me
What do they call a dentist?
Is it doctor? (Uh, maybe)
Nah, it's me (It's me)
Uh, it's me

[Verse: Action Bronson]
Tear the top off the Del Sol, I'm on Melrose
For whom the bell tolls, baby, I never did them shell toes (Nope)
Many different products was melting on the stove
You kiss it up to God or shoot it in your toe
My favorite Starter jacket was the Seminoles (Sure was)
Shawty pussy wetter than a gremlin's nose
I've done things only the Devil knows
Got bicep tendonitis from revving the boat (Vroom vroom)
And all this ancient knowledge, reverend, that's from heavens ago
I'm in the ocean while it snows, it's just the life I chose
Head first 'cause any other way don't make no sense like a red Smurf (Nope)
Or confusing James Earl Jones with Fred Durst (Don't do it)
Shit, I'm in that low rider
Lookin' like a member of Latino Heat but it's Baklava
Jeez-Louise, eight Aqua 5s
Full occupied floating by like a pot of a vodka pie
Steer the wheel with my knee while I eat the vodka slice (Whoa)
There's seven figures on the marble, that's when I shot the dice
I know you're hoping that it's not my night
Shit, man (Whoa)

[Saxophone: Yung Mehico]

[Interlude]
Turbo, Turbo, Turbo

[Saxophone: Yung Mehico]