[Intro]
Don't eat animals if they don't sweat
Only do drugs that are real hard to get
Smokin' crypto is bad for your health
I'm touching myself by the health food shelf
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave
[Verse 1]
I stole a shrimp from the local zoo
I've got a tank at home, what about you?
I'm selling drugs to the kids at the school
I'm up all night, goonin' to a picture of you
If you knew, the things I do
To get ingredients, to get ingredients for my perpetual stew
[Bridge]
Uh, uh, uh
Ah
Uh, uh, uh
Uh, ah
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir
[Verse 2]
Don't keep me up man I got things to do
I need a bucket, some lube and some screws
I know a dude who knows a dude who knows a dude
Who told me all about you, man, he told me all about you
[Outro]
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to leave
Store Policy was written by Elias Jungqvist & Henrik “Benke” Höckert & Linus Hillborg & Oskar Carls & Pelle Gunnerfeldt & Sebastian Murphy & Tor Sjödén.
Store Policy was produced by Pelle Gunnerfeldt & Viagra Boys.
Viagra Boys released Store Policy on Fri Apr 25 2025.