Stop the World

[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Save my money in a pickle jar
But the jar ain't big, so I'll never buy a car
I ain't got a car, then I ain't got a life
If I ain't got a life, then I'll never find a wife

[Pre-Chorus]
Hate to be the one to complain
But I know I'm the one to blame

[Chorus]
Stop the world, I wanna get off
Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
Now stop the world, I wanna get off
Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

[Verse 2]
I can't get ahead 'cause I can't get head
If I can't get head, I never got to bed
I don't go to bed, then I'm always tired
If I'm always tired, then I'll never get hired
I don't get hired, then I'm all alone
So I dip it in the honey and I make it come home

[Pre-Chorus]
Hate to be the one to complain
But I know I'm the one to blame

[Chorus]
Stop the world, I wanna get off
Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
Stop the world, I wanna get off
I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

[Instrumental Break]
*Slurping*
*Coughing*

[Verse 3]
Turns out daddy had a whole lotta money
Then he died last week and shit got sunny
I went to the lawyer and I got my check
Then I got me a chick with some big giant lips
Big giant lips, big giant lips, oh
I got all this money but I'm still alone
Got a big white house, but it ain't no home

[Pre-Chorus]
Hate to be the one to complain
But I know I'm the one to blame

[Chorus]
Stop the world, I wanna get off
Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
I said, stop the world, I wanna get off
Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
Stop the world, I wanna get off
I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
And now stop the world, I wanna get off
I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
Now stop the world, I wanna get off
I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off
And now stop the world, stop the world
Stop the world, stop the world

[Outro]
Stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop
Uh
Everybody sucks
What the fuck?