Stoner

She should call me
I should phone her
But I'm too shaky
And she's a stoner
I'm so friendly
She's a loner
I'm on eccy
She's a stoner
I haven't got it
I haven't got it
I never lost it
I never had it
(I'm takin' you to hell)
She likes tv
Her name's Mona
I get frisky
But she's a stoner
She gets hungry
Calls me over
"bring me sweet things,"
She's a stoner
Spanish family
Barcelona
She's my gypsy
She's a stoner
He looks shifty
Drinks corona
Sells her fifty
She's a stoner
She's your mystery organ doner
You get her kidney, you're a stoner
Sing it with me
Sing it slower
Are you ready?
Shes...
A...
Stoner...