Stoned in the USA

What are we gonna do
What is there left to say
Let's go smoke this joint
Now I'm stoned in the USA

What are we gonna do
What is there left to say
Let's go smoke this joint
Now I'm stoned in the USA

Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA

I'm not gonna tour until weed ain't a crime
I hope that day comes in my lifetime
Cos weed ain't a crime
And no one ever dies
From smoking on a plant
Fuck those stupid lies

My mom doesn't like
That I sing about tree
But I don't give a fuck
Give me all the tree for free

America sucks but
Our weed is so great
Put it in the stores
Please don't make me wait

What are we gonna do
What is there left to say
Let's go smoke this joint
Now I'm stoned in the USA

What are we gonna do
What is there left to say
Let's go smoke this joint
Now I'm stoned in the USA

Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA
Stoned in the USA

"Listen to this album every night before you fall asleep. Send me all your weed, send it all in the mail. Hahahah. What else..? Eat breakfast. Stay high. Live your dreams. Don't work a job. This is my tenth album this year!! Anether one! (Anether one!)"