Stoned, Drunk & Naked

My sweet little baby
Did me wrong again
Heavens, my sweet angel
Spent the night with my friend
Yeah, I got stoned drunk and naked
The foolishness won't end

If you were in my shoes
Which way would you go?
If you've ever had these mean, mean blues
Well, then I'm sure you know
When your woman's feeling happy
Lord, it's time to let her go

She's dressed like a gypsy
She got lip-stick and rosy cheeks
Chattin' like a monkey
She's running like a dog in heat
She don't come home at night, she out
Dancing to the jungle beat

I'ma put her on a freight train
And send her way out West
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I'm gonna give my aching heart a rest
She's crying like a school girl
Me, I'm done cleaning up her mess

Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die

Whose gone done and took her
Hot damn, the girl can please
Lord knows she ain't no hooker
But I know for sure she ain't cheap
Now, I'm broke like a man in prison
I hang my head and weep

I'ma try to make a reason
About my mind too small
Maybe I'll just shoot her
Then everything be solved
But I'd be mighty lonesome
No argument at all

I'm gonna change my point of view
I'm gonna climb up on dat hill
Seven days of thinking
If I'm a man to kill?
And then one night like lightning
Forgiveness in my heart
That's God's will

Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die

Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die