Stoned Cold Crazy

[Intro]
Iggy On The Track!
Beat Mechanics!

[Verse 1: Keith Stoned]
They call me Keith Stoned, I'm the runt of the pack with a big bark and an even bigger bite
My main problem seems to be I cannot stop with destroying mics
Forgive these issues, I'm still gonna storm the stage tonight
Grab the mic and recite the sickest lines you ever heard in your life
'Til I'm in my grave and my burial site
Unbelievable, the goals I made achievable
No time to stop and say hello, think you see me, no you don't
Always on the go, hit the road, Keith Stoned homegrown
Tell my haters that they should have known
Doesn't seem to matter where I roam, all I leave behind me
Is a cloud of smoke, undeniably dope
The type of shit that you hold down when you take a toke
Come with me, float away, here we go
I'm the next big thing you can't stand to like
Quit trying to block my shine, get out my camera light
No, I'm not afraid to throw these hands and fight
But I'd rather get stoned and save a life
I'm out my mind and out of sight
Every time I get on stage they ask if I'm alright
I don't say a word, just let the gas ignite
Tell 'em hold on tight, this'll be the ride of your life

[Chorus: Keith Stoned]
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby

[Verse 2: Keith Stoned]
This deviated septum is affecting their perspective
That alleviating spectrum was elected with perfection
The elevated section, it's electric with progression
I'm a levitating spectator dissecting your profession
Uhh! May The Force be with you but don't force the issue
Metaphors be in you, a gift you don't misuse
And may The Force done grow with you and be your muse
And let the course uplift you, strike a chord then crash a cymbal
I'm feeling good like I'm floating in ecstasy
If you're testin' me I guarantee you'll rest in peace
Dr. Seuss was my Zeus, that's the recipe
Open says me, bitch, open sesame
I'm stupendous with the ethics, now my time is endless
It's tremendous, so epic, relentless and reckless
Horrendous, make it hectic like Hendrix when the pen hits
Got a text from my boys and it read like send it
Don't fuck up my buzz 'cause you're not high
You're not I, shit so strong, call it Popeye
It'll blow your mind, gotta give it a try
If you're lookin' to fly, I'll introduce you to my guy (Guy, guy)

[Chorus: Keith Stoned]
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby

[Verse 3: Keith Stoned]
I'm striking lyrical lightning, don't get put on my shitlist
That's a big hit, can your tiny lungs hold it in this
Moment when I'm surpassing, don't test me, I'm everlasting
Blasting bastards in the midst who hear me screaming and laughing
Pure evil, Keith Stoned can never have a sequel
No competitors compare, that equation's not equal
Fecal matter, brains scatter, sick bastards dismantled 'em
Chopped 'em up and served 'em on a gourmet platter
Yo, would you rather face your maker now or later?
Haters get played worse than music on an elevator
Record a conversation with me, they call me The Great Debater
And lightning with words an acquired taste so savor the flavor
Quick thought process murders but modest, honest ain't thought this
Accomplished but never got across so who want it?
Just drop shit like all these bombs on your head
This your last chance to run, better go ahead

[Chorus: Keith Stoned]
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby

[Verse 4: Keith Stoned]
A mohawk and a mustache is a must have if you must ask
This white boy is white trash, make you head bang, give you whiplash
I whip fast when I'm this trashed, repack the bowl 'cause it's cashed
Kick facts then kick back, if you ask to hit the hash you'll get skipped past
Make an impact like a car crash or a big splash, you'll get smashed
No cash and no class, but I dash quick if it's sick fast
These other dudes is whack, they won't last
That's a known fact, they so trash
Get a toe tag, body that shit, roll up a joint
Sit back and laugh and you know that (That, that)

[Chorus: Keith Stoned]
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Missed me with the heat)
Stoned cold crazy (Just missed me with the heat)
It's Keith Stoned baby