Stone Face Joe

[Verse 1]
Well, let me tell you a story
About old Stone Face Joe
He couldn't find a wrinkle
Or any beard to grow
The people didn't know it
But he never ever cracked a smile
But he he'd laugh and play with you
He'd rather run a mile

[Chorus]
Stone Face Joe, you're really not that cold
And we really love you so, Stone Face Joe

[Verse 2]
Well, I saw you at the movies
The one with Richard Pryor
And when the show was through at 8:00
You played like you'd expire
But please give me mercy
If I'm being so naive
But if you ever get a chance
Just give a smile, pretty please

[Chorus]
Stone Face Joe, we really know you're not so cold
And we love you so, Stone Face Joe

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Stone Face Joe, we really know you're not so cold
Oh yeah, we love you so, Stone Face Joe

[Interlude]
- Wait, wait, you've been singing about me, right?
- Right
- Right. Well, I could, I could consider you one of my, one of my closest friends, right?
- We're friends
- Am I right or wrong?
- You're right
- There's something that I've got to tell you. I've got to tell you this. It's been on my mind
- I'm here
- It happens, I, I don't know how to laugh
- You what?
- No, I don't know, I really don't know
- You don't know how to laugh?
- I don't know how to laugh. No. Let me show you. Every time I try it comes out something like this, "Velshaya", "Velshaka"
- What are you doing?
- Now please, don't anybody. I just don't know, I just don't know how to laugh
- Let me hear that again
- I can't help myself. Try it again? Try it again. Okay, it's gonna turn out the same way. I want you to show me
- Alright, let's hear it
- Okay, I'll try it again. "Velsha" "Velsha"
- Oh my god
- Can you show me?
- There's nothing I can do
- Just show me any. Listen, I'll pay you, I'll pay you. Just show me

[Chorus]
Stone Face Joe, we really love you so
And hey, and hey, the people don't know you're just being Stone Face Joe

[Verse 3]
Let me tell you
He's doing better, without much of a try
But when he's having trouble
He gets help from all the guys

[Outro]
- Let me try it
- Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
- "Velshucka"
- No, ha ha
- "Velshucka"
- Come on, man, shit
- "Velshucka" "Velshucka"
- Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
- I got it, I got it "Velshucka"
- Ha ha
- No, I got it, I got it, "Velshucka"
- Ha ha ha, ha ha ha (There it is, he got it)
- "Velshucka" "Velshucka"
- Not yet
- I didn't get it. Oh well