Stone Cold Crazy

[Verse 1: Josh Homme]
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going 'round, got to clear out of town
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the law, gonna break down my door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never, never, never get it any more
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus: Josh Homme & Eleven]
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

[Verse 2: Josh Homme]
Rainy afternoon I got to blow a typhoon
And I'm playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Got to get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus: Josh Homme & Eleven]
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

[Verse 3: Josh Homme]
Strolling down the street, shooting people that I meet
With my rubber tommy water gun
Here come the deputy, he's going to come and get to me
I got to get me get up and run
They got the sirens loose
I ran right out of juice
They're going to put me in a cell, if I can't go to Heaven
Will they let me go to Hell?

[Outro: Josh Homme & Eleven]
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know