Stolen Space Cruiser

All units in sector g-16, we have a 10851 in progress. Repeat, we have
A stolen Police Cruiser currently in route to the Garganath system. Subject
Appears to be heavily armed, and dangerous. Please respond

Yeah I'm fuckin' crazy man, I stole this space ship
Now I'm kickin' back writing rhymes in the cock pit
I do not get, what the big deal is
Didn't pop out the ray gun and shoot some kids
That's the kinda shit glorified by the media
Pop a couple toddlers getcha name on wikipedia
I'm gettin' greedia like scrooge mcduck
Got my name on the news, but I don't give a fuck
They ask me how's the ghost bitch I think I need a medium
It's like I got the 6th sense, but really I ain't seein' em
Comedian, yeah that's what they call me
I'm the funny guy like aziz ansari
Blastin space invaders like I'm on atari
Hitten em while I'm gettin em, put em down like I'm pet sittin em
Gettin lip from em, put a clip in em
Then I go steal the space ship from em

*Watch out, there's a theif about*

Bitch I ain't a theif, I'm a motha fuckin' smuggler
Like a space pirate, I'm the best swash buckler
Yeah I'm a hustler, did ya learn ya lesson sir?
That's no confession sir, just an honest question sir
I'm on some fly shit, bonny and clyde shit
Stole a space cruiser, but then I deny it
Tell the truth please yeah you should try it
How could I steal a ship I can't even fly it
Caught me where I landed, but that shit wasn't me
Caught me red handed, and that shit wasn't me
Police logo branded, yeah that shit wasn't me
How much I gotta tell you man that shit wasn't me!

I'm a smooth criminal, my middle name's Michael
Murdering this rap shit like I'm homicidal
Write it, then I spit it, get paid repeat cycle
New wave of music, bitch my shit's tidal
Yeah my skin is white, I guess I'm entitled
But flowing so good I think I need midol
Treat me like a role model? Bitch I'm an idol
Gonna sell a milly, get a double platinum vinyl
Listen to my tracks, you know that shit's vital
Then put it back on replay, that's a recital

Viral like a sickness, but really im the sickest
M&m's my favorite candy and that's logically the illest
That's a double meaning, yeah I'm talkin' bout the realist

*Watch out, there's a theif about*

Blasting dope rhymes on the space ship speaker
Bars burning up my ship, I think I need a freezer
Lookin' eagre while I rap, my senorita all that
Livin' da vida real whack, but the reaper stay back
Yeah He know if he come near me he gon' get his ass clapped

But then the cops pull up and they pull me over
I said shit you ain't a pig, you a mother fuckin' ogre

*Watch out, there's a theif about*

Then the cop leaned over and he said hey deputy
It's the stolen cruiser, then they go for their weaponry
Step out the vehicle and show me some identity
But then I make a move ended up on the news-a!
Shot in my 20's in a stolen space cruiser