Stink-Foot [Live in Rotterdam]

[Spoken Word Intro]
FZ: Yes indeed, ladies and gentlemen

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock]
In the dark where all the fevers grow
Under the water where the shark bubbles blow (Waters)
In the morning by your radio (Mornin')
Do the walls close in to suffocate ya?
You ain't got no friends an' all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been leadim' gotta go, now, does it?
Well, lemme straighten you out about a place I know
Now get yer shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner over by Adolf der Vaart's (?) House (What?)

[Bridge: Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Out through the night an' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases
Out through the night an' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis and well they should
But us regular sort of persons who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of: Stink-Foot

[Verse 3: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Y'know, my python boot is too tight (Ruh)
I couldn't get it off last night (Ruh)
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got that sucker off an' my girlfriend cry:
"You got Stink-Foot! (Yes, Ruth)
Stink foot, darlin'
Your stink foot puts a hurts on my nose!"

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
"Stink foot! Stink foot! I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" (Well)
Well, here Fido, here Fido
Bring the slippers, little puppy, yes, that's a good dog!
"Arf, arf, arf!"
Sick!

[Instrumental Outro 2:36–5:10]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Spoken Word Outro]
FZ: The next song that we're gonna play, ladies and gentlemen, is all about flying saucers. The name of the song is "Inca Roads" and George will sing it to you, so watch out