Still the One (Disaster! The Musical)

[MAURY]
We've been together since way back when

[SHIRLEY, spoken[
Oy, the riffing

[MAURY]
Sometimes, I never want to see you again

[SHIRLEY, spoken]
You ain't the only one, mister

[MAURY]
But I want you to know
After all these years
You're still the one
I want whispering in my ear
You're

[MAURY/ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[MAURY]
I want to talk to in bed

[MAURY/ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[MAURY]
That turns my head

[MAURY/ENSEMBLE]
We're still having fun
And you're still the one

[MAURY, spoken]
Together every day

[SHIRLEY, spoken]
Except the two years he was in the war. Oh, I remember!

(sung)
I looked at your face every day!

[MAURY, spoken]
This old mug?

[SHIRLEY]
But I never saw it 'til you went away

[MAURY, spoken]
Anchors away!

[SHIRLEY (MAURY)]
When winter came
I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert
I longed for the snow!
You're

[SHIRELY/ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[SHIRELY]
That makes me laugh

[SHIRELY/ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[SHIRLEY]
That's my better half

[SHIRELY/ENSEMBLE]
We're still having fun
And you're still the one

[MAURY & SHIRLEY]
Changing
Our love is going gold
Even though we grow old
It grows new

[MAURY, spoken]
You!

[SHIRLEY, spoken]
You!

[MAURY & SHIRLEY]
You're

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[SHIRLEY]
That I love to touch

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[MAURY]
And I can't get enough

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
We're still having fun
And you're still the one

[MAURY & SHIRLEY]
You... are...

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[SHIRLEY]
Who can scratch my itch

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
Still the one

[MAURY]
And I wouldn't switch

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
We're still having fun
And you're still the one

[SHIRLEY, spoken]
Oh, god

[MAURY & SHIRLEY]
And you're still the one

[MAURY, SHIRLEY, & ENSEMBLE]
A-ooh!