Stiff

[Verse 1]
I wanna be thin
I wanna be small
I wanna be pinned up high and studied on the wall
I wanna be sold
I wanna be fed
I wanna be there

[Verse 2]
I wanna be hooked
I wanna be bait
I wanna be served up lightly dressed and on a plate
I wanna be cut
I wanna be dried
I wanna be there

[Verse 3]
I wanna be changed
I wanna be rode
I wanna be made to handle very heavy loads
I wanna be his
I wanna be hers
I wanna be there

[Refrain]
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh

[Verse 4]
I wanna be helped
I wanna be schooled
I wanna have every plea for mercy overruled
I wanna be milled
I wanna be roped
I wanna be there

[Outro]
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
I wanna be there