Sticks

There’s as many trees in the woods
As jobs that I would if take I could
Now I’m not saying I’m qualified
But I’ll be damned if I don’t try

I’ve never heard of it but I’ll figure it out later
Might not be an expert but I’m not a faker

If they say they want a dominatrix
Then I’m gonna learn to crack that whip
If they say they need a diner waitress
Then they’re gonna watch earn that tip
Cause I get through life
With an open mind
Cause who knows if it fits
Throw up it all against the wall and see what sticks

All that money there in the jar
I earned when I was young racing cars- vroom vroom vroom
And that check inside that white envelope - envelope
I got from thumping cantaloupe

If they need someone to drive the pontoon
Then I’m gonna learn to back it up
If they say I need to sell a vacuum
Then I’m gonna show them I don’t suck
Cause I get through life
With an open mind
Cause who knows if it fits
Throw up it all against the wall and see what sticks

I’ve never heard of it but I’ll figure it out later
Even if that means I wrestle a gator

If I’m making making honey Atlanta
Then I’ll do better than the bees
If I’m moving Tupperware in Tampa
Then I’m gonna sell like QVC
Cause I get through life
With an open mind
Cause who knows if it fits
Throw up it all against the wall and see what sticks