Sticks And Stones

Hey hey, genius!
Back on the scene, hiding inside a screen, oh yeah
Well you’re a skilful guy
You can dance, you can sing, you can do most anything that you like

Hey hey, Mastermind!
Do not delay! You got something to say, oh yeah
Get yourself on the line
You’re like Shakespeare set to stun, oh I can smell opinions asinine

Sticks and stones with the zeroes and ones
Must be hard keeping up with the Jones
Stones and sticks and the dirtiest tricks
Must be sad being oh so alone

Hey hey, Einstein!
Back on TV, famous for infamy, oh yeah
A premium rate parasite
You can hiss, you can diss with your pride in prejudice every night

Sticks and stones with the zeroes and ones
Must be hard keeping up with the Jones
Stones and sticks and the dirtiest tricks
Must be sad being oh so alone

Sticks and stones with the zeroes and ones
Must be hard keeping up with the Jones
Stones and sticks and the dirtiest tricks
Must be sad being oh so alone

Sticks and stones with the zeroes and ones
Must be hard keeping up with the Jones
Stones and sticks and the dirtiest tricks
Must be sad to be oh so alone