Stick in the Mud

There's nothing I'd rather see
Than for you to fail
There's nothing I'd rather see
Than for you to fail

And where is the beauty
That I once had?
Where is the beauty
That I had once?

I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud
I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial
Stick in the mud

There's nothing I'd rather see
Than for you two to fail
There's nothing I'd rather see
Than for you two to fail

And where is the beauty
That I once had?
And where is the beauty
I had just once?

I hate songs with questions in them
I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud
I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial
Stick in the mud