Stewardess

[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my destination
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
Never mind the times, never mind the times

[Verse 1]
And as a matter of fact
You're just the kind of alone and temperamental
So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle
Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe
Extend your earlobe, 'cause it's a cold day out there
And your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray

[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my destination
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
Never mind the times, oh, I never mind the times

[Verse 2]
And as a matter of fact
You're underpaid for all that you can offer
So tell the boys that they can fight over your one-star uniform
Yeah, they can take everything that they've worked for
And that you've worked for
And shove it right where the sun don't shine
Right where the sun don't shine, got it?

[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my destination
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I'm going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
I'll wave to your river as i'm flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippian
Never mind the times, never mind the times

[Verse 1]
And as a matter of fact
You're just the kind of alone and temperamental
So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle
Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe
Extend your earlobe, she's a nothing, she's a nobody
But you, you just keep staring at her, don't you?
Don't you?