Steve Sings A Song Part 3

[Chorus]
Dustin
Mike, Eleven
Will, Max, Lucas
You are my children
I’m the cool dad
The hip fun Guardian
Oh wait where’s Erica?
We should have seven?
Come a long way, from those dark days
Steve the hair Harrington is not me
I’m the daddy
Got a family
Between three to seven kids
And they love me
(Hey! Hey!)
Who fought a Demogorgon?
Fought a Demodog
And yet lost to Billy
(That’s me!)
Who throws themselves into the line of fire when people need to be saved
(King Steve)
Who struck out with his best friend
Lost his girl to Jonathon
Forget about these
(Hey! Hey!)
Who’s the king of the children?
The great Guardian
I’m not dingus
I’m daddy!
(Uh huh)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I got lady issues
I’m hung up on my ex and my best friend’s cute
(It’s true)
And I’m talking bout Robin
Not my boy Dustin, that’s just ew
(Sorry dude)
He keeps telling me of a guy called Eddie, Then marry him dude
(Ha ha)
Wait, are you becoming best friend’s with this guy?
What about his two?
(Ah ha)
There’s a murder in town
But this one sounds like it’s coming straight from the upside down
Your new friend, Eddie’s the main suspect
But you vouch for him so I guess we gotta track him down
Now the teams back together, tracking down Vecna
D so selfishly names
(Ah ha)
Let’s split and cover more ground
Wait what the?! No! I’m not being mom again?!

[Chorus]
Dustin
Mike, Eleven
Will, Max, Lucas
You are my children
I’m the cool dad
The hip fun Guardian
Oh wait where’s Erica?
We should have seven?
Come a long way, from those dark days
Steve the hair Harrington is not me
I’m the daddy
Got a family
Between three to seven kids
And they love me
(Hey! Hey!)
Who fought a Demogorgon?
Fought a Demodog
And yet lost to Billy
(That’s me!)
Who throws themselves into the line of fire when people need to be saved
(King Steve)
Who struck out with his best friend
Lost his girl to Jonathon
Forget about these
(Hey! Hey!)
Who’s the king of the children?
The great Guardian
I’m not dingus
I’m daddy!

[Verse 2]
I can’t lie, catching up with Nancy
Feels so good, it’s just like the old times
I tell her bout my dreams of a big family
She’s smiling with those big wide eyes
Is wish we could stay in this moment
And run away together off the map
But i got a child to keep safe
Max is up next and we can’t have that
The gangs got a plan, we might stand a chance
Course I’m going in to catch Vecna in his trance
But I’m swapping out my baseball bats for an axe
And some Molotov cocktails in case he wants to dance
Walking up that stairwell, was like running up a hill
Losing our breath, being choked out by tendrils
But Vecna’s got a mind battle going on with El
And he just lost his grip, Nancy fill him full of shells
(Hey! Hey!)

[Part Chorus]
Who fought a demogorgon?
Fought a demodog
And yet lost to Billy
(That’s me!)
Who throw themselves into the line of fire when people need to be saved
(King Steve!)
Who struck out with his best friend
Lost his girl to Jonathon
Forget about these
(Hey! Hey!)
Who’s the king of the children
The great guardian
I’m not dingus
I’m daddy!

[Chorus]
Dustin
Mike, Eleven
Will, Max, Lucas
You are my children
I’m the cool dad
The hip fun Guardian
Oh wait, where’s Erica?
We should have seven?
Come along way
From those dark days
Steve the hair Harrington
Is not me
I’m the daddy
Got a family, between three to seven kids
And they love me