[Intro]
YUKi
[Verse 1]
Make 'em disappear, not talkin' hat trick
Lookin' like a pinhead, not as cool as Patrick
Yeah, I'm really hot, gettin' lit like a matchstick
If I got that crazy energy you better match it
I might be a misfit, I don't need a Fitbit
Pokéwalker on me countin' steps, you must've missed it
I be on my Wii U, kickin' back and playin' Pikmin
You're lucky if I even acknowledge your existence
I'm geekin' off a slushie, pull up to the Kwik-E-Mart
We drive around in circles like we whip at Baby Park
You steppin' up to me? C'mon, that really wasn't smart
I'm feelin' like I'm Omni-Man and you look like a Mark
[Interlude]
No, no, no, no, no, but have y'all seen Invincible?
Yo, that show was crazy!
I know right? Like, it had me crazy, Imagine being a Viltrumite
Couldn't be me!
[Verse 2]
I'm Michael Scott and you Toby, never believe what you told me
That girl a fiend on the lowkey, look good in green like I'm Loki
My awesomeness was foretold like it was a prophecy, it gotta be
Just sitting in my room, still makin' profit, please don't bother me
Open up his eyes, like really wide, Commander Peepers
All this ice on me but I'm still burnin' up, I got a fever
Turn in all my work and now I'm gettin' love from all my teachers
I don't understand a joke, I'm sure you didn't get it either
I just won the grand prix, get yo girl a Plan B
Flew a 757 and the pilot can't leave
You a fan and I'm the man like I was Stan with Francine
How you think I'm gonna lose? I'm winning every damn week
Plus I'm wetter than water like melon could be
I got three hundred thousand on shopping receipts
If you step on a throne then you step on my seat
And I stay with a stick like I'm Craig of the Creek
Pokémon, press X and save it
Grab your face and paint the pavement
Skull popped open, all bones broken
Now he frozen, stuck in stasis
Pokémon, press X and save it
Grab your face and paint the pavement
Skull popped open, all bones broken
Now he frozen, stuck in stasis
STASiS was written by Juan Ketchum.
STASiS was produced by YUKiBeats.
Juan Ketchum released STASiS on Mon Jul 19 2021.