Starfish-on-the-Toast

[Intro]
*Surf*

[Verse 1]
Fine rock-pooling coast
This Starfish-on-the-Toast
The men in the crabbin' boats they cry

[Verse 2]
Far across the harbour
'Round the sandy cove
The shepherd wi' his pipe and sheepy-drove

[Verse 3]
Big cloud tumbling high
The amazing flying sky
How the gulls are pillaging the town

[Verse 4]
Fanfaring daffodilly
Trumpetingly small
All along the bathing hut wall

[Verse 5]
Far along the empty beach
The tide has left a world
Old men in tweed find study there

[Verse 6]
Holding whelks and periwinkles
Tingling in his hand
Little does he know they hold him, too

[Verse 1]
Fine rock-pooling coast
This Starfish-on-the-Toast
The men in the crabbin' boats they cry

[Verse 2]
Far across the harbour
Around the sandy cove
The shepherd wi' his pipe and sheepy-drove