Standing on the Couch

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition, don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 1: P2theLA]
Rose gold my Rolie
Real nigga on my feet
Fucked the girl of your dreams, getting money in my sleep
Married to the money, you can be my mistress
Are you free tomorrow? hell na, bitch I'm expencive
I be doing numbers, paper long like faxes
Job Title: street nigga, don't need to do my taxes
Last night I fucked a model, tonight I'm fucking an actress
Using a brick as my pillow, and some money as my mattress

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 2: Gucci Mane]
Gucci!
Had a hundred bricks, but I broke 'em down
In the club right now, smoking out the pound
She didn't like me back then, but look at me now
Count bout a hundred thousand dollars, but don't crack a smile
Before you beef with Gucci, rather fight a crocodile
I got a tech 9 stashed in my [?]
Don't make me pull this 44 out the fucking holdster
Wasted, dropping Ace of Spade on the fucking sofa
New Luie V, yeah I'm standing on the couch
Half in my shoes, standing on a ounce
Bought a car, but the name, I cannot pronounce
Watch cost a car, and the car cost more than your house

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 3: P2theLA]
Last year i had amneesia
This year a lot remember
Caught a dope charge in January, and had a hundred racks in December
I just checked my schedule, I got money on my agenda
Im from the real nigga association, you'll never become a member
All I need is work, I don't need no application
My hood pass got a lotta stamps, so I don't need no validation
OG potential, goons are assential
A1 street credit, you can check my credentials
They ask me how I do it, I couldn't even tell you
Just text me with an address, and I'll find something to mail you
I do it for the fortune, I don't need no damn fame
Cause all I see is dollar signs, and these niggas is chump change

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audtition, don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch