Stan ’N Can

Bus: Johnny, what's goin' on, man? Listen, I don't wanna be late for the awards, you know. And I know the security is probably crazy by now, man, how long you gon' be?

Johnny: 10 seconds, sir

*car comes to a stop, doors open*

Johnny: Your bags, please?

Stan: My bags?

Bus: Yeah, Stan, let Johnny get your bags (May I take your bags please?) Johnny, just take his bags

Stan: Yo, man! Automatic sunroof? Yo, I always heard rappers talkin' about [?], this is real [?]! Yo, they got Dreamcast, Bus?

Bus: *laughs* Ay yo, Stan. Listen, man, you gon' have a whole fleet of [?] before it's over, okay? You a big star, and everybody loves you, man

Stan: This is plush, man.. they got [?]... what is this, Dom Perignon?

Bus: Yo, Stan, just call that "Dom P". (Dom, P) As a matter of fact, lemme get that

*cork pops, drink pours*

Bus: Here, Stan

Stan: Thanks, man

Bus: Here's to you, Stan. *glass clinks*

Stan: Yo, they got candy, man! Snickers, Twix, M&Ms! (Bus laughs) Yo, Bus, I can eat these M&Ms?

Bus: Yo, help yourself, Stan. (laughs) Yo, listen. Where you want me to send this tour money to?

Stan: Oh, man, send it to my mom's crib. I give her everything I got, man

Bus: Okay, I'll just get that address from you later then. Listen, we got a photoshoot tomorrow, man, and I really want you to shine, so.. I got this chain right here *chain rattles*, you know what I'm sayin', you can rock that

Stan: Oh, man... that's tight, man

Bus: And I called in [?], they gon' be bringin' some clothes down to the shoot tomorrow

Stan: Yo, Bus, yo Bus man. (t-shirts, and) I just wanna thank you, for giving me a chance to, you know, go on tour with you. And, you know, helpin' me put my record out, dog, man it's

Bus: Yo come on, Stan, it ain't nothin'. Listen, all I want you to do is drop a verse on this track, it's called Draft Me. It's on the new album

Stan: Aww, man! I just wanna thank you, for giving me a chance to you know, go on tour with you *voice becomes distorted*

*evil laughing, ominous sounds, Stan continues chewing*

Stan: My bad. You want one?

Bus: Nah. I don't eat M&Ms