Stalin Song

[Chorus]
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Decided to expand the borders of Russia
I like to eat a bowl of borscht, cholodnik
Wave to my people from the porch, da that's it

[Verse 1]
And I kill off like ten or so million
For the greater benefit
Of the Union of the Soviet
Republics that I run
Then I kill more
Twenty million, not that much
Some Ukrainians and such, da
Just to thin out population

[Chorus]
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Brought revolution into all of Russia
Keep all my haters in the torture chamber shit
I took my wife with force, what a bitch

[Verse 2]
There is shortage of okroshka
Call up the guards, drag off the chef
To live in Siber in the snow
Ukraine has failed at producing
Enough food and the World World 2 supplies
We'll take their life
We brought the industry to Russia
Freed proletariat from bourgeois
Now everybody has a Porsche
By which I mean three-legged horse

[Chorus]
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Brought all the glory to my mother Russia
Beat everybody in the sport, they all see
That communism is a force of nature

[Verse 3]
My comrades, we need corn
Collectivize the farms, inform my men
We have to send them into storm
My oats and wheat
You know I like to eat them sunflower seeds
I am Joseph Stalin
I want to give this country my all
Hitler has invaded by surprise
But he will not be ready for the snow we got

[Chorus]
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Pointed a missile at New York, bend over
The Cuban crisis going off
About to hit up the Cold War, yeah, hit that shit
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Decided to expand us by two quarters
I put my missiles on the border, check that fish
Then sit and watch Rick & Morta
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Turned all the farms into resorts for Natasha
I try to plan a food report, nyet nyet nyet
Potatoes is our big export, buy that shit
I took a little piece of Georgia over
Told USA to give us a bulldozer
They are inferior at sport, SSR
Our hockey team beats theirs four to three
You're finally free

[Outro]
Privyet and thank you for watching
Soviet report
I am typical Soviet resident
Very happy to live under communism
I am provide free bread after spend short time in line
I look forward to United States joing us in glorious international revolution
Do svidaniya by nigga