(stage patter 5)

GG's words are in regular text, other band members in bold

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Yeah! We fucked it up, but we don't care.

[indistinct audience chatter]

No. She wants to be here. She's got red underwear on, and we'd like to take 'em... just give us her underwear. Take her underwear off. That's all we need. That's all we need.

Okay. Now we got... okay, all right. We can't get fucked, we can't get raped. Okay, we're gonna do "Drink, Fight and Fuck".

All right, I'vе got somebody's earring. Okay, anybody elsе?

Where's that purple-haired bitch? I'd like to beat on her a few times. 'Cuz we don't give a fuck. She's a fuckin' scumbag, just like we are, right? How many people in here are scumfucs? Scumfucs. If you're a scumfuc, raise your hand. Are you a scumfuc? 'Cuz if you're not a scumfuc, then you're a fuckin' pussy. Right? Providence, Rhode Island: are you scumfucs?

[scattered cheers]

Scumfucs? I wanna hear everybody say they're a scumfuc. Because if you're not a scumfuc, then you're a fuckin' pussy. Right? Obviously everybody from here back are pussies. You've got to be a scumfuc!

[shouts from audience]

I don't care! I'm just... what does it matter to me? I won't even fuckin' do... [slurred and unintelligible] ...unless anybody in here says they're a scumfuc, then I'm just gonna stand here and be an asshole just like you are. Are you a scumfuc?

[shouts from audience]

Yeah, about three of you.

Okay, fine. Fine. I could walk off the stage right now. I've been up here 30 minutes. I could walk out of here right now and say fuck every one of you. Fuck every one of you. I'll still get paid. You want to hear more, or you want to say fuck it? You want to say fuck it?

[shouts from audience]

You want to say fuck it, I'm gone. You want to say fuck it? Okay, they want to say fuck it. Fuck it.

[indistinct chatter from audience]

How many want to say fuck it? I wanna hear... you want me to leave right now, and say fuck it?

[shouts from audience]

All right, I'm gone. I'll see you later, motherfucker. I hope you all die. You want more? You don't fuckin' deserve my fuckin' shit. And I won't even shit on you.

[about a minute of crowd noise, but otherwise silence]

GG, get the fuck up here.

Hey, you want to see more? You wait ten minutes.

[shouts from audience: "C'mon, man!", etc.]

Ten minutes. Because we're gonna make you fuckin' wait. We don't give a fuck. Give me a cigarette and buy me... who wants to get... this is a very informal thing here. I want a drink, and I want a cigarette. When I get it, we'll do another song.

I still need a cigarette.

All right, well, I've got two cigarettes. But you can't put the fucker out. I got two. Any girls got any underwear for me?

You people, you're lucky you weren't in New York about three weeks ago. You'd have been eating my fuckin' shit. And I would love to shit on you people. But I gotta get paid!

Hey. Okay, listen. These guys in the band are working hard tonight. We want five beers. Somebody go to the bar and get the band five beers, and we'll do "Drink, Fight and Fuck", and we'll keep going. The drummer wants a fuckin' beer. He wants a fuckin' beer. He wants a fuckin' beer. And that motherfucker definitely wants, like, three beers. And we'll stand here all night.

Because what's it gonna do? What's it gonna do? It's gonna hurt. Do I give a fuck? Do I care about the fuckin' hurt?

Bullshit, "what". I don't wanna fuckin' sing till we get some fuckin' beer. You want me to sing? You fuckin' sing. You want to fuckin' do it? You fuckin' do it. I do it when I want to fuckin' do it.

Somebody... he's gonna buy us a pitcher, and we're gonna play. Because he's the only one that's got the balls to fuckin' do it. I might even just take these fuckin' things off and show you my little cock. 'Cuz who cares, right? it's not your cock. And it's not yours, 'cuz you don't beat off anyway. And it's not yours. It's fuckin' GG fuckin' Scumfuc.

I know, he needs his... I'm gonna suck this guy's dick again. Last song of the night. But the thing is, I would like to compare dicks. I'd like to have a dick contest. And I'd like to rape about three or four more girls. At the end of the show, I'm going to. The last song, every girl in here is gonna get attacked, 'cuz that's the way it is. I don't give a fuck.

We don't get a pitcher of beer? What? Hey, this motherfucker right here with the beard is gonna buy us a keg... he's buying us a pitcher. Give it to him. The guy at the bar.

You'll die, motherfucker. Oh yeah, you're tough. Come on, fuckin' cunt. Oh yeah, that piss, that smells good. I like it. I'm not afraid of piss. I'd drink your piss whether you threw it at me or not. I know it's piss 'cuz it's warm. I'll drink piss, I'll drink shit, I'll eat shit.

Okay, we're gonna do "Drink, Fight and Fuck" 'cuz this guy bought us... I know you won't buy it. They won't give this guy a fuckin' pitcher and he's getting it for the fuckin' band!

All right, we're gonna "Drink, Fight and Fuck", all right? If you've got any bottles, any glass, anything you want to throw at me, do it in this song.

Believe me, I would like nothing better than to shit on you people. But the guy won't fuckin' pay me. And I gotta take a shit so bad right now, you don't even know. If you want to eat my shit afterwards, backstage, I'll do it for you. I'm all set. "Drink, Fight and Fuck"!