St. Patrick’s Day

[Verse]
I dropped my phone again
It fell out of the car
While I was texting my girlfriend
I lost my keys too
Don’t know where they went to
I feel like I’m falling apart

It’s like clockwork
Every year it gets worse
Like Halloween on March 17th
But I can’t wait to do it again

[Chorus]
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life
One time
Two times
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life

[Verse]
I’m in a pinch
'Cause I did it again
I didn’t wear green
So I don’t fit in
And everything’s blurry
And I’m getting worried
"Have you seen my girlfriend?
She’s looking for her boyfriend!!!"

[Pre-Chorus]
It’s like clockwork
Every year it gets worse
Like Halloween on March 17th
But I can’t wait to do it again

[Chorus]
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life
One time
Two times
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life

[Chorus]
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I think I’ll be fine
One time
Two times
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life

[Bridge]
I don’t wanna do it again (but they put my song on)
I don’t wanna do it again (and I’m already gone)
I don’t wanna do it again (is it really that wrong?)
I don’t wanna do it again (but they put my song on)
I don’t wanna do it again (only half of this Guinness is gone)

[Chorus]
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life
One time
Two times
On St. Patrick’s Day
Every year I ruin my life
(Every year I ruin it)

[Outro]
(Only half of this Guinness is gone)