[Intro]
Yes indeed, here we are!
[Verse 1]
At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
[Verse 2]
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Wow! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
[Instrumental Break]
[Outro]
St. Alfonzo, St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo, St. Alfonzo
Ooh-aah
St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast was written by Frank Zappa.
St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast was produced by Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa released St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast on Fri Mar 22 1974.