Squidward Breathes

[Chorus]
I feel so strange
I feel so odd
This is rare, I'm breathing air!
Someone applaud!
Oh, the oxygen is flowing
Throuogh my lungs
Oh, boy! 02!
Expanding, contracting
And beating like a drum
Oh, what's that smell? (Sniffs) Oh, it's me
I gasp, I sigh. (Sighs)
I feel so free!
This big schnoz can breathe!
I wanna cry!
Oh, I'm happy for once in my life!
Yes, I'm inhaling, exhaling
Each breath is so alive
I'm alive!
But wait! I feel so strange
It's Kafkaesque! Look it up
La, la, la, la, la. Look at me! I'm so transformed!
It's not in jest
Thank you very much!
La, da, dee, la da doo
Oh, this is rare! I'm breathing air!
Someone applaud! (Sighs)