Sport Shorts (So There’s Two Olives On A Table... Baybee)

Well, if I tried, I could be an alcoholic
But I'm just too lazy to pick up the bottle and run with it
Because I just can't stand to change my daily routine
And the only girls who give me the time of day
Are far too young to realize the horrible mistake they've made
I'm the horrible mistake they've made

Self deprecation is my favorite pastime after time
It just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
But at best I can still wake up every morning
And do it all over again, all over again

2x
This isn't a song about how much you hurt me, I promise
It's a song about how much I fucked up
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
I made you think you ruined me
But I had it in me all along, had it in me all along

Had it in me all along
I had it in me all along