SPONGEBRUH

[Intro]
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past
30 years ago, Niki Lauda told us
I'm ready!!!

[Verse 1]
Retarded like Patrick nigga, I'm off some seaweed
Suds in the cup, yeah that shit looks bubbly
Sippin some Sprite, yeah I'm sippin lean
Rolling off a bean like a barrel
Rocking new apparel
Sing like Will Pharrell, but I don't make my own beats
Why would I make my own beats when I can MP3
I didn't buy shit, yeah I took this for free
But shoutout my producers always hustlin' with them beats

[Verse 2]
I ain't making jack shit off this song
Listen to the sample
Viacom would sue my ass before I could put it on Apple
Viacom would sue your ass too for making this beat
But we ain't getting sued cause we put this out for free
Watched Spongebob all the time when I was a little kid
Now I'm a grown up and the show still hits
Wish I could go back in time when I first watched it
But now I'm too old to enjoy anything

[Verse 3]
Flip a brick like Krabby Patties
Fuck a bitch just like Sandy
This special come in handy
I get high off candy
I'ma run off with this shit just like Plankton
I call her the Chum Bucket cause she's always stankin'
Hoarding all my money, just like Mr. Krabs
They say that I'm greedy, I admit I am
Greedy like my favorite rapper 03, I was born in 03

[Verse 4]
Retarded like Patrick nigga, I'm off some seaweed
Suds in the cup, yeah that shit looks real bubbly
I'ma ask her out cause she's looking real lovely
In one hand's a box of chocolates, in the other is a cup of lean
She ask if I drink coffee, I answer no
I only drink Sprite, but I mess with beans though
Niggas on Twitter act like pearl, cause they talk too much
They tweet instead of working and they wonder why they don't make much

[Outro: Tom Kenny]
If it wasn't for this Christmas shit, I wouldn't fucking work. This is the only time of the year, where I fucking work! you pisses me off! It's like you now I'm glad to have it knock on wood but motherfucker you know