Spirit Week

[Intro]
I would never
I would never
I'm just trying to have fun on this one
Don't judge me

[Verse 1]
I would never be an alcoholic, but I love beer
Me and the guys smile every time we does cheers
Hooking up with bitches, who gives a shit what's weird
Your girl got a tramp stamp that says, "Dylan was here"
And so I'm rapping nice if we're getting trashed tonight
Whether we've got Bud Lime, Coors Light, or Natty Ice
Let's start at seven so the lightweights are gone at eight
But I just keep at it like looking for a prom date
Let's play some King's, put on music, maybe sing
Don't invite that lame ass crew, or I'mma say some things
But that's a different story. Yeah I hate a lot
I still laugh my fucking ass off every time we're taking shots
Lose your mind with my rhymes and new environments
If your vision's not aligned then who the fuck is driving?
You'd better drop 5 and sign in, cause here we go
Maybe we can even smoke some weed if you're feeling low

[Chorus]
Throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice
If your down to party then let's do this shit tonight
Throw your drinks up and think, girl, that right
If I don't see you on the floor at 6 then that's like

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good
Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

Throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice
If your down to party then let's do this shit tonight
Throw your drinks up and think, girl, that right
If I don't see you on the floor at 6 then that's like

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good
Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

[Verse 2]
I would never be an alcoholic, but I love drinking
After a mad long day when I'm done thinking
Talking up loose girls who let the drugs kick in
I just wanna eat some lunch chicken
Cause I've got rhymes like the ones I'm spitting
You love dumb women?
Hold up, cut the beat
Who doesn't love dumb women?
All I need's a bottle and a toast to something awesome
All I need's a table and some flip cups across it
You trying to be my pong partner? Step your game up!
You trying to drink with us, man? Get your weight up!
I'll shotgun as if it's hunting season but the reason
That these sluts are leaving is because I'm too drunk to even spit my g
And so I'm chillin back on knowledge
You rap fans should decide if you love or hate college
Cause me, I can honestly promise you that you'll die soon
I've got the room singing, "Man I love high school!"

[Chorus]
Throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice
If your down to party then let's do this shit tonight
Throw your drinks up and think, girl, that right
If I don't see you on the floor at 6 then that's like

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good
Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

Throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice
If your down to party then let's do this shit tonight
Throw your drinks up and think, girl, that right
If I don't see you on the floor at 6 then that's like

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good
Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

[Outro]
I would never, I would never
I would never be an alcoholic
I would never, I would never
I would never be an alcoholic
But I love beer