Spiral Staircase

When walking through the dowdy yet beautiful landscape, a spiral staircase crossed my way. It was very tempting, and so I climbed it. Once at the top the steps went down again, and so did I
When I was on the earth again a sudden noise attracted my attention "Glooble Globble Glob Blob Blob, Glooble Globble Glob Blob Blob"

A little creature came down the steps, he came up to me and he introduced himself. Yes, this might seem very awkward, but he had a very strange name. His name was, well you could never guess it. He told me, I am: “The schizophrenic spiral staircase gnome”

He said: “glad to meet you”, the air was quiet and dry. And he asked me: “What about a cup of tea”. We went up the steps once again. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, and so on

When we came at the top, the 226th step, the tea tasted delicious, and I drank several cups of it. When we finished I left the place. And climbing down, this thought appeared to me, I thought, “Lucky, lucky me, lucky me, lucky me”