Spike

[Intro: Dr. Svengali]
Hello?

[Verse 1: Fink]
Hey, this is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now
I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville to this wicked warehouse in Oakland
Uh, anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the Avenue
I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I "look too young and healthy"
So I went up the street to the Gap where all the yuppie college kids shop
I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored about 10 bucks
So... me and my girlfriend, uh...you met her, she's from uh... La Jolla?
Uh, anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gough & Z]
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a...

[Verse 2: Fink]
What's that?
Now's not a good time?
What do you mean there's none left?
Well, what the fuck, dude?
If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord
What do you mean, go back to Concord then?
Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to
Don't make me get all black-hawk on your ass!
Wait, man, I didn't mean that!
Come on, dude, please?
All right then...
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you know anyone that's got any?
Do... do you got a number?
What do you mean you won't give it to me?
I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because...

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gough & Z]
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a...

[Bridge: Fink]
Man, I got it rough
When drinking cough syrup just ain't enough, man
Oh, Lord
I'm a teenage rebel and I'm fucking bored
(I'm a teenage rebel)
(And I'm fucking bored)

[Interlude]
Hello?

[Verse 3: Fink]
Uh, Mom?
Uh, this is Spi— I mean Brandon
Umm, I got kicked out of my place in Oakland
Uh, I don't really have a place to go, so I was just wondering if I could stay with you or Grandma or something?
I don't know...
Uh, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla
Yeah, that's kind of a drag
I guess she's gonna go back to school or something
Anyway, call me back
Wait, wait, wait, one more thing, uh, mom?
I was wondering if I can borrow 200 dollars, because...

[Chorus: Fink, Van Gough & Z]
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a fix!
I need a...

[Outro: Fink]
I'm a teenage rebel...