Spider on the Floor

[Verse 1]
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
Who could ask for anymore
Than a spider on the floor?
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor

[Verse 2]
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg
Oh, he's really really big
This old spider on my leg
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg

[Verse 3]
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach!
Oh, he's just a dumb old lummock
This ol' spider on my stomach!
There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach!

[Verse 4]
Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck
Oh, the spider's on my neck, on my neck
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck!
I've got a spider on my neck!
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck!

[Verse 5]
Now the spider's on my face, on my face!
Oh, the spider's on my face, on my face!
Oh, what a big disgrace!
I've got a spider on my face!
There's a spider on my face, on my face

[Verse 6]
Now the spider's on my head, on my head!
Oh, the spider's on my head, on my head!
Oh, I wish that I were dead!
I've got a spider on my head!
There's a spider on my head, on my head!

[Bridge]
But he jumps off!

[Verse 1]
Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
Who could ask for anymore
Than a spider on the floor?
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor