[Chorus]
Needles all on the bando floor
When you open the door, you're gonna know they inject this
And the kid's running round barefoot
Yo, if I was Ofsted, I'd come and inspect this
I cranked that off in the garden so in the winter it's making my shed hot
I don't care if you don't support United
Dickhead, we're still gonna give you a red top
Didn't have an instrumental in jail so I made the spicehead beatbox
Crackhead's running to crack
He don't even care about creasing his Reeboks
Stephen's son's now calling the bando
But at the start, he was giving me mean looks
But the kid plays Fortnite so I just patterned him up with some V-Bucks
[Verse]
The bando door won't lock
I got a screwdriver out, tryna make some amendments
Lise said, "Just link me on the school run"
She don't give a toss 'bout the kids in attendance
Hit them shots on the side road quiet
Same time, I did it all blatantly
The bando neighbours are cool as fuck
They even say "Hi" and they wave to me
Gun police pointing the guns at the boys
So we're standing there shook with all of our hands straight
Crack deal got done on the corner
But it got blended off as a handshake
I ain't getting off from opps
If a driver try skeet, I'll pull up the handbrake
Catch that yute on his run
Wanna hear how you flattened him up like a pancake
Bitch, ha, now it's 999, can you pick that prick up?
You ain't even shooting to kill
So I don't even know why you picked that stick up
She just wanna suck some dick
So I put it to the back of her throat, make her hiccup, hiccup, hiccup
Can you keep it up like a kick-up?
Police bikes all on the ends
Don't bring your bike out, they're chasing the Ron's
In jail, there's metal detectors
If not, then they're just waving their wands
The gov tried searching me for a pack
He didn't find it but he was definitely damn close
My nitty came drunk as fuck
Falling about, hit his head off the lamppost
[Chorus]
Needles all on the bando floor
When you open the door, you're gonna know they inject this
And the kid's running round barefoot
Yo, if I was Ofsted, I'd come and inspect this
I cranked that off in the garden so in the winter it's making my shed hot
I don't care if you don't support United
Dickhead, we're still gonna give you a red top
Didn't have an instrumental in jail so I made the spicehead beatbox
Crackhead's running to crack
He don't even care about creasing his Reeboks
Stephen's son's now calling the bando
But at the start, he was giving me mean looks
But the kid plays Fortnite so I just patterned him up with some V-Bucks
Spicehead Beatbox was written by Trizz (UK).
Spicehead Beatbox was produced by StrzOnTheKeys.
Trizz (UK) released Spicehead Beatbox on Tue Aug 05 2025.