Spells

[Intro: Big Hoodoo, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I needed a love potion to make her think I'm hot
This spell’s a piece of cake, easy to pull off – not
Put a shell of a tortoise on a burning flame
Need a couple chickens, you know, dig out the remains
Toss it into swampy sauce of snake heads and frog legs
Mix it with a dog's legs and sacrifice a small pig
As I'm chantin' unga bunga baga ro, which means
Make her love me and I'll give you my soul
I gives a fuck what happens with me after I die
As long as my life is fly and I can easily get by
The shit worked, and at first, I couldn’t have been more proud
But she was crazy, fuckin' bitch broke into my house
I tried to leave her, she beats down every chick I meet
She won’t go to sleep until she swallow my skeet
She's here right now, I can’t be alone, stuck on a leash
The only way to turn her off is to kill the freak

[Chorus: Big Hoodoo, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with

[Verse 2: Big Hoodoo]
I got a spell to get back at all of your enemies
Follow to the tea and they all die off like the Kennedys
First, a dash of salt, red mustard and a bat tooth
A baby lizard, chicken gizzards, and some cactus juice
Fermented fish eyes, pepper, and a couple roaches
Just make that simmer for ten minutes 'til it smells atrocious
Then mix rose oil with blood from a vulture
And a pinch of Spanish moss and powdered sulphur
You all confused, but to me, it makes perfect sense
To try the spell out on that ho-ass neighborhood snitch
The next day he died, and I was proud of my magic
When I heard the news, I pretended it was tragic
But I was happy inside, a smile curved on my face
Until I looked in the mirror and saw him in my place
His spirit haunts me, and I can’t do a thing to shake it
Cause once a spell has been cast, can’t nothing break it

[Chorus: Big Hoodoo, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I’m fuckin' Shaggy the clown, bitch, that’s my name
And if you hear it, you better know there’s voodoo in my veins
I’m talkin' way back, takin' bottles to the store
There was a stand in the alley, one there wouldn't never fall
Some kind of fortune telling gypsy, I said how about a read
I sat down and laughed at her, cause none of this I believe
She called me a clown and ordered me to pay attention
I tried to listen but couldn't 'cause bullshit's all she mentioned
I said I’m seventeen, old enough to know you phony
She said the reading’s over, now you paid the money
I told her fuck you and said I ain’t payin shit
She cut a strand off my dreadlock then said you pay with this
Then she hexed me, that I forever be a clown
But the thing she didn’t realize is me, shit, I’m down
Wherever the lady is today, I'd like to say thank you
Even though you probably dead in hell where the demons spank you

[Chorus: Big Hoodoo, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with
Spells (Alakazam), you gotta be careful with
Spells (Alakazam), it’s real black magic in them
Spells (Alakazam), you can’t fuck around with those
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with spells
You don't wanna get hurt fuckin' with spells