Speedy Gonzales

La, la, la

You better come home Speedy Gonzales
Come home from tannery row
Stop all of your drinking
With that floosie named Flo

Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
Your roof is leaking like a strainer
There's loads of roaches in the hall

Speedy Gonzales
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
Why don't you come home?
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
Speedy Gonzales
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
You better leave me all alone

Hej, Rosita, I have to go shopping
Downtown for my mother
She needs some tortillas and chili pepper

La, la, la

Your doggie's gonna have a puppy
And we're running out of Coke
No enchiladas in the icebox
And the television's broke

I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt
I smell some perfume in your ear
Well, if you're gonna keep on messin'
Don't bring your business back a-here

Speedy Gonzales
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
Why don't you come home?
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
Speedy Gonzales
(Speedy, Speedy Gonzales)
You better leave leave me all alone

Hej, Rosita, come quick
Down at the cantina
They're giving green stamps with tequila

La, la, la