Speedrunning - Janky Ukelele Version

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I?
NPC in my video game life
And it all just happens to me in the background

I'm speedrunning through the walls and floor
Never made it out of this level before
And it all just happens to be shutting me down

You can have me if you want me
You can have the controller but it's drifty
You can have the controller if you fix me
It's not the real me, it's the 8-bit me

I'm yours for the night
If you look my way and you like my face
Pretty girl don't stay or I might just lose the game, yeah

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I?
NPC in my video game life
And it all just happens to me in the background, yeah

I'm speedrunning through the walls and floor
Never made it out of this level before
And it all just happens to be shutting me down

100%, gave her 100%
Said she would give me it back, but she was playing pretend
I'm not the character creator, you can't just change my body

So it's onto the next, first-come-first-serve
Do it better than her and it might just hurt but I'm
Afraid to be forgotten
Forgotten!

Wake up on the couch, where the fuck am I?
NPC in my video game life
And it all just happens to me in the background

I'm speedrunning through the walls and floor
I never made it out this level before
And it all just, it all just...

Oh oh oh-oh
Oh oh oh-oh
Oh oh oh-oh
Speedrunning through the walls and floor