Special Ladies

[Verse 1]
I met her walking the dog, she had on shades and clogs
Kicking dog shit at her like, “I’m not these other frauds”
Could have had a sword through my neck, she wouldn’t give a fuck
Like bitches in New York give a fuck? My mouth’s truck like
I bit a Range. Strange, I’m striking out with mad lines
Looked right past me like, “Nah, I’m not into black guys” (What?!?)
Would have slapped her if she said to talk to the palm
She’s shaking her fucking head around, ain’t even got a Walkman on
I stepped to the left, she kept looking straight, I’m like
“This bitch is blind as fuck,” and stuck my middle finger in her face
You don’t need rocket science to comprehend my views
You with a bitch that can’t see? We’re bringing the whole camera crew
At Saks Fifth, they ain’t got shit on my surveillance
Alan fucked with the cunt and took the tape to his parents
Live web feed show her floppy D’s do
I know you can’t see me but we can all see you

[Hook]
At cagekennylz.com
Jump in the mind of madness and get shit out on the Autobahn
I’m three hundred and sixty-five Benzes
Two hundred and ninety-eight BM’s and three Lexes

[Verse 2]
What’s the best part of Jersey? Get to the city for a dollar
Walking down Broadway, seen her tittie through the collar
Insecure, chubby with chocolate on her celly
Pull her jugs to the neck line, her shirt shields her belly
Got three bucks, ain’t making dinner out of chips
If I get in this cow’s lap, I can feast and fuck some tits
I’m like, “Hi.” That was all it took for bait. She threw me
On her back and sprinted to the lab but stopped for cakes
My hand’s full of tit on her couch, unable to bend her
After a Thanksgiving meal, and it’s fucking December
Fuck the Häagen-Dazs, I’m in, lodged in back fat
“Go down on me!” Tittie cutie pie, I don’t do that
She threw a thigh the size of my torso on the back of my neck
Made me french kiss her, matted dog with its throat slit
“Lick it!” I’m like Luke in a Tauntaun
With my fucking Timberlands hanging out the sumo’s thong thong

[Hook]
At cagekennylz.com
Jump in the mind of madness and get shit out on the Autobahn
I’m three hundred and sixty-five Benzes
Two hundred and ninety-eight BM’s and three Lexes

[Verse 3]
I used to talk to this chick but never got to pounce her
‘Cause she works sixty-five hours a week as a counselor
For the handicapped, scooped her working at the Gap, the most
I got in her was a finger after a fifty dollar dinner
Went to get her from work to bring her downtown, that’s when
I bumped into Jennifer Love Hewitt with Down’s
(Oh!) I know it’s a little far-fetched
But it ain’t a Stretch like CM Famalam, it’s textbook
Look, y’all can talk all the shit y’all want, but even
Jerry Lewis would run up in this slut for a month
Her mindstate’s like she’s on drugs every hour
Mighty Mi seen me with her when I was squirting the fucking shit out her
“Alex, make love to me!”
Nevermind the goofy face, it’s a sport fuck to me
I’m balls deep, she starts to seizure and open wider
I was about to bust, so I left my fucking dick inside her

[Hook]
At cagekennylz.com
Jump in the mind of madness and get shit out on the Autobahn
I’m three hundred and sixty-five Benzes
Two hundred and ninety-eight BM’s and three Lexes