Spare Me

[Verse 1]
Hello sir, spare a thought?
You look like you'd be the richest man around
I've got a degree, I've got a big smile
Why not let me have this gig for awhile?
Hey there mom, nothing to see here
I'm just chilling with my arts degree
My birthday's soon, a gift is cool, but
A monetary offering is better as a rule

[Chorus]
I've had a long day, don't talk to me
I've had a long day, don't talk to me
Unless you wanna talk about my degree
I've had a long day, don't talk to me

[Verse 2]
Hey my pal, can I have a beer?
It's the season of spreading cheer
Oh, what’s that? You got 'em for free?
Well, then can I take two or three?
Is God up there? Hey, it's me
Good job on the ocean and trees
I'd love to hang, I'll say the Lord's prayer
By the way dude, you got a smoke to spare?

[Chorus]
I've had a long day, don't talk to me
I've had a long day, don't talk to me
Unless you can spare two or three
I've had a long day, don't talk to me