Spank Your Kids

They spend your money, they ask for more
They'll take the car, come home at four
Stay out at night with friends and get high
You ask 'em about it, they'll tell you lies

Spank your kids
Whip their behinds
Teach them a lesson that'll stick in their minds

They skip school and waste their time
Chances are they'll turn to crime
Kids these days grow up too fast
Take off your belt and whip their ass

Spank your kids
Whip their behinds
Teach 'em a lesson that'll stick in their minds

[Guitar lead]

Bend over, boy
Thank me someday
Break the rules, you'll have to pay
Bend over, girl, Daddy's right
You're gonna sleep on your belly tonight

Spank your kids
Whip their behinds
Teach 'em a lesson that'll stick in their minds

They skip school and waste their time
Chances are they'll turn to crime
Kids these days grow up too fast
Take off your belt and whip their ass

Spank your kids
Whip their behinds
Teach them a lesson that'll stick in their minds

You little bastard!