Spanish Gardener

You're living with your sugar daddy
In  a terrace house in Paddy
I've  been watching you for sometime
While I eat my pie at lunchtime

I'm just a council worker
A  lonely Playboy jerker
And  all I'm doing is wishing
A little recognition

I  wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That's all I wanna be, yeah

After  work at the hotel
The boys all laugh at me
They know I'm going crazy
Over you at number 43
They say that I won't get you
10 bucks says I can
They say that you won't look at
A dirty council man

I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That's all I wanna be, yeah