Spamburger

[Intro]
It's the llamas
Selfish, whatup
Yo yo yo yo...

[Verse - Selfish]
I spit that Murakami shit
Origami scripts fold you up
Money clip colder than skinny dip below zip (brrr)
That's zilch- nada
Honeydips in Gotham, Aquanet Cleopatra
Serve shrimp and lobsters
Crabs in a bucket
Beware, spoilers below just like the star role in a snuff flick
The gods, those who hold the pens
Credits at the end then the film plays again
Been modified from the OG copy
Beat up qualities of a OG floppy, yeah
Throw up the deuce like I'm OG Bobby, bend on em like a swami like you Ghandi son, that's word to mami (wordup)

Poppy fields full of potency
Far as could see like the open sea you know it's me
Flows be mopin' over rosary beats
To cold bush, shovel doses of OZs till nosebleeds
Leads 'em to delusions of grandeur
Unillama be on his own lambda lambda lambda
Scribblin' ramshackle scrabble over stanzas
Fans and your mans and them spazin' demanding answers, like
Dude, this aggression won't stand man
Pissed off, ripped off like email spam scams
It's meant to weed out the dummies
See the dead who walk amongst us and bleed out the mummies
Ayo it's super duty tough work
Mind balance start so heavy sometime my nuts hurt
Jerks, that's just one of the job's perks
Smirk smirks in contempt from twerps who deem you worthless

I.E. The Haters
If everybody got so many tell me how you ain't one too?
C'mon, that's basic arithmetic
Yet common sense is often lost on simpletons
This just in, sorry, pardon my ignorance
My sources say that's more the realm of statistics, tsk tsk
Oh well, whatever, all the same
Fact remain these claims reachin' like dude who say "YOGA FLAME"
But kid, we simply just stains on the face of the fabric of this earthly terrain, ya lame brain
Sorry, you are not the sun
Just another son of man, but dawg you are not the one
You are not Jet Li
You're not the voice of your generation, you are not Pepsi
Damn I need some Pepcid AC from goin'
Hamburgers, turkey bacon, spam

Damn
That's enough
We're now back to our regularly scheduled program