SPAM FRIED RICE

[Intro]
GORT

[Pre-Chorus: GORT]
I ju-I just made SPAM Fried Rice and it bangs
I ju-I just [?] you would not understand
G-G-Get the block, chop it up, throw it in a pan
G-Get the water hot, pour it [?]
L-Leave it on high so it sizzles
L-L-Let the SPAM fry so it's cooked in the middle
God damn
It didn't make me cry, just a little
I-I-I've been eating fried rice since I was little

[Chrorus: GORT]
Yeah I just eat SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
S-S-SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice
I just eat-

[Verse 1: RATFUCKER99]
SPAM Fried Rice, this shit hella good
P-P-People call me crazy when I say it's real good
But [?] didn't fry this rice, me and GORT did
But this time it don't taste like shit
The only time I eat this shit is 3AM
I be taking out the wok, don't be taking out the pan
I love fried rice, but you can't forget the SPAM
When I eat this shit I say "Ooh, God damn"
Gourmet meal, what you know about that shit, you don't know
Gourmet meal, put a brick of SPAM on a fucking piece of toast
I-I-I-I just told y'all the recipe cuz y'all said you need
But the SPAM [?]
The can taste like shit, but I can still gatekeep
I'm Mr. Krabs, this shit is my krabby

[Chrorus: GORT]
Yeah I just eat SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
S-S-SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice
I just eat-
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
S-S-SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice, SPAM
SPAM Fried Rice
SPAM Fried Rice
I just eat-

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