Spam

[Chorus]
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, It's made in Chernobyl
Spam!

[Verse 1]
When I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So they had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
Oh, it was—

[Chorus]
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, It's made in Chernobyl
Spam!

[Verse 2]
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
Oh, it was—

[Chorus]
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, It's made in Chernobyl
Spam!

Hup! Hup! Hup!

[Bridge]
S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend?
S-P-A-M
Oh, again, and again, and again, and again
Go—

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend?
S-P-A-M
Oh, again, and again, and again, and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far!
Hey! It's—

[Chorus]
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, It's made in Chernobyl
Spam!

Everybody!

Woo!
Woo!
Woo!

Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!