Space Jam

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I’m gonna give you all a rundown for the plot of Space Jam
Gonna drop the synopsis for Space Jam
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This is a flick
From 1996
They dropped this shit
Back in '96

Hey you, watch the Looney Tunes
Hey you, watch the Looney Tunes
Hey you, watch the Looney Tunes
Hey you, watch the Looney Tunes

Michael Jordan quits the NBA and joins the MLB
They act real nice because he sucks
But first we get to meet Nerdlucks
At a park in outer space
They're aliens of a special base
Danny DeVito leads the crew
Makes them kidnap Looney Tunes!
Like ’Get that bunny, get that bunny
Steal his friends and make me money'
They fly to Looney Land
Bugs thinks quick, gotta save his friends
Like these guys (are super small)
Let's play them in (basketball)
They steal talents from the pros
Oh shit, let's go (aight)

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How did this only cost $80 million?
Joe Pytka should've got an Oscar nom for directing Space Jam
Not just nom, should’ve won, all for Space Jam
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The toons abduct Michael J
Like ’Mike (help us win)'
Mike says he’ll train them like toons (yes he did)
Then the Monstars go and make a fool out of him (out of him)
Mike decides to join the game like 'Whoop, now I'm in, y'all’
They're gonna run, baby, run
They've never played, never won, baby, won
Yeah, but Lola's here
So cheer, baby, cheer
They drew her hot
It's weird, baby, weird, baby

This is a flick
From 1996
They dropped this shit
Back in '96
This is a flick
From 1996
This didn't exist
Until 1996

Game day, time to play
The Monstars dominate
Till Jordan shares his secret stuff
Self-esteem's what made him tough
Jordan agrees to raise the stakes
If he loses, he's their slave
Toons are hurt, in a funk
Time for Jordan's special dunk
Just stretch, extend your limb
Stretch, and reach the rim
The ball goes in
The game is done
Up one point, Toon Squad just won
They did it, with skill and luck
They did it, DeVito's fucked
Jordan's back on the Bulls again
And that's the whole plot of Space Jam

Everyone listen up, let's have some fun now
I'm gonna give you all a rundown for the plot of Space Jam
I'm just sharing the narrative of Space Jam
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How the hell did this not make a billion?
The writers should've gotten Oscar noms
For creating Space Jam
Fuck you Fargo, the honor goes to Space Jam
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Hey ladies (yeah?)
Y'all ready to stop? (no)
Y'all want some more plot? (yeah)
Too bad, it's Space Jam

Hey fellas (yeah?)
Y'all ready to stop? (no)
[Brief Pause]
Space Jam

Everyone listen up, let's have some fun now
I'm gonna give you all a rundown for the plot of Space Jam
I'm reporting the story of Space Jam
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Gotta wait till 2021
To watch the people celebrate LeBron
Continuing Space Jam
Number 2, coming soon, it's the Space Jam
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