Southgate (Euro 96)

Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
Couldn't believe the chance he got
He'd be a hero with one toe punt
But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
YOU CUNT
Should he hit to the left
Should he hit to the right
Don't really matter coz he was shite
That's the way our luck goes
Couldn't see the ball cause of the size of his nose
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
YOU CUNT
If I score this it'll be a killer
Cause they won't let me at Aston Villa
Didn't take a run up for the kick
Even me mum thinks I'm a prick
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
YOU CUNT
DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
DANCE NOW WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY