South Coast

We wait the whole year round for the night before
The charts believe the boys are gonna score for sure
It's more likely we'll be home in bed
With dry hair because we overslept

Have you seen a morning on the south coast?
We'll be there soon, you see, my car is full to burst
It's more likely to blow east by then
Either way the car thieves always win

Let's take a look to see what Scotties up to at home
I'm guessing Kelso is happy wandering alone
Aunt Penny is oh so hairy and the Colonel died three weeks ago
Oh no
Nothing bothers the south folk though
They're alright

Winter gave its best on the day before
The men believe they'd never seen prettier shores
It's more likely I'll miss it again
I'll have my alarm set so I don't forget

And when the boss man calls my name
Tell him I'm down south finding shade
I'm going to live down here for good
And curse at all the townies in my hood

I'll never miss it again