It has been speculated that “Sorry About Your Dick” is a story in the first person POV of a man who was left by a woman for someone who doesn’t treat her well. Perhaps the woman is in an abusive relationship, and the narrator is the only one who can see it.
Lady, I'm sorry but you married a dick
And you better just digest him before he turns to shit
I have surrendered myself to free will
And just keep taking the bait 'cause I might as well
The slow game's not the same, but my mind gets comforted still
My darkest days behind me or ahead of me, I can't tell
Down with me, down with me
Down with me, down with me
Take another look around, there's a lot of things you haven't found
Sit staring through some airport's window, as some city lights up
Listen, you deserve yourself
It's weakness and stillness, and still the stiffness and moving on
Keeping a strong distance
Remember nothing's real, nothing's wrong
Wait, hold me down as I assert my altitude
Just forget that you're worrying, the only thing you know about is love
Didn't things seem so much easier when you were beautiful
Wait, I'm sorry about your dick
The slow game's not the same, but my mind gets comforted still
My darkest days ahead of me or behind me, I can't tell
Down with me, down with me
Down with me, down, down, down
Down with me
Take another look around, there's a lot of things you haven't found
Sit staring through some airport's window, as some city lights up Listen, you deserve yourself
At this time of day I'm as dark as night
Please excuse me, I'm trying to see
Lady, I think you, I think you'll
I think you'll miss me