Sooubway

[Intro]
I used to work at a very small local sandwich shop
It's called, it's called, it's called
Sooubway w-w-w-w way way way way w-w-w-w-way
Free Cookies!

[Verse 1]
I usually worked the closing shift
At the end of the night, the end of the night
We would turn on the alarm
So I unlock the door and the alarm went

[Chorus]
Beep! (Beeps continuously)

[Verse 2]
One time, Jared asked me to take out this pile of trash
And I was like
"Oh, OK, I'll just put this pile of trash in the Dumpster!"
And as I was taking it out, there was a chip poster
I'm gonna kee-kee-keep it, kee-kee-kee-keep it
Where's the chip poster?
Where's the chip poster?
Oh! Oh!
(i have the poster)

[Chorus]
Beep! (Beeps continuously)

[Verse 3]
You're only supposed to put on 8 olives on a foot long
8
8 olives
You're only supposed to put on 8 olives on a foot long
8, 8, 8, 8!
One for every other bite
You're only supposed to put on 8 olives on a foot long
8
8 olives
You're only supposed to put on 8 olives on a foot long
8, 8, 8, 8!
One for every other bite

[Verse 4]
Nobody does that!
Nobody does that!
No-body-does-that!
You're only supposed to put on 8 olives on a foot long
8
8 olives

[During Verse 4, Coda, and Final Chorus]
Beep! (Beeps continuously)

[Coda]
It's called
It's called
It's called
It's called, it's called, it's called Sooubway